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Please hush up and take two really good long deep breaths right now, SLOWLY!!
If you cannot kick the top of your bedroom doorframe in your sixth decade,
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Take a good long deep breath. More important than sucking air IN,
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Forget everything else you might learn here.
The more times you empty your lungs completely each day,
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Yes, you can continue to get brighter and smarter every day of your life,
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It is a promise and a one-conditional guarantee, based exclusively on how many times you use it.
Exhaling completely leaves you out of air, which then leads to a generous deep breath that revives,
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Don't be stupid and hyperventilate a hundred times per hour.
Be smart and exhale completely at least once every hour.
Yes, every hour of your life, at least one good breath.
Each and every time you do it, you boost your brain.
Do it for a thousand days and you, too,
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Absolutely, doubly guaranteed.
One-conditionally.
Breathe, dummy.
Breathe.
PS - Of the few who are smart enough to shut up and breathe in this sixty seconds,
only three of one hundred are predicted to do it far beyond this minute.
One hour from now, you need to do it again, hm? In 22 days, you'll have a habit.
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Forget all of those benefits, or eat you are absolutely assured of living better longer when you breathe more.
Focus only on the fact that every time you fully exhale, your brain operates better and faster.
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