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So, you've been up for nearly two days, worrying yourself silly,
anxious to know how big the Shortcuts Way of Living is. Let's fix that:
You'll find that the Shortcuts Way of Living is the biggest website ever created,
at least the biggest website from one pair of hands and no auto-generated pages..
Literally thousands of colors just in the food button areas alone, to please, specifically, you.
Now beyond a million splendiferously magnificently interactive and unique pages,
all to help you to help yourself. The biggest website for success shortcuts,
surely the biggest website for health and natural healing information,
and the biggest website for 911day tribute photographs,
the biggest website for Shapelinks, and that's not all!
Yep. The Shortcuts Way of Living is also the world's biggest website,
and hopefully the most exciting and empowering, to include EyeCandy.
Tens of thousands of delicious, unique bits of digital art from MisterShortcut,
your friendly neighborhood Godfather of EyeCandy, deliverer of universal shortcuts.
One pleasingly delicious note here is that you can start on any one of a million pages!
That's right, far more than a million unique pages just to find something to tickle your fancy.
Throwing enough at the wall increases the likelihood that some or more of it will stick. Throw again.
This is YOUR website. It is to your advantage for you to MAKE it your most exciting and empowering website.
You can have enormous skills and knowledge. They are unproductive until they are used many times for good.
The more times you do something with that high focus, the more times your aim proves to be accurate.
The Shortcuts Way of Living aspires to be the relentless alarm clock for success.
Striving to be your Biggest website of exciting and empowering interactivity.
Welcome to the Shortcuts Way of Living,
the world's most exciting, empowering, delicious website.
Stop underestimating what you're capable of. You have 1,440 minutes per day to show it.
Let the Shortcuts Way of Living help you to help yourself.
Designed and created with enormous affection for your untapped potential.
Filled with Shapelinks and EyeCandy to seduce your interest by The Godfather of EyeCandy, for You
These are the best shorcuts and shortcuts of masters and millionaires,
the best shortcuts of those who do it the best,
and provably YOUR best shortcuts to succeeding.
Enjoy. The Shortcuts Way of Living and the Longevity Zen of Health ,
along with more than a thousand additional Masters and Millionaires websites,
all by the hands of your Godfather of EyeCandy, the prolific MisterShortcut,
are all here for your life because you are a giant in the making.
Shape the Shortcuts Way of Living to fit your own life.
The Longevity Zen of Health urges you to live today naturally.
The Shortcuts Way of Living wants you to live today fully.
With 1,440 separate opportunities, it is time to rise>